Random Rants ... 2/11/04

Thinking Outside the Box

Is the idea of goat cheese disgusting? I mean I know it doesn't taste disgusting. It's actually pretty damn good. But goat cheese? Come on. I vote for a name change.

If you can't relate to Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar,"

1. You've never been to a bar bar. Yes, a bar bar. Not a club, a bar.
2. You're not an American.
3. You might want to check your pulse.
4. You might not be human.

After Andy Dufrain tells the guards he can help them with their taxes, Red's sip of beer on the roof in Shawshank Redemption is the greatest sip of beer ever taken in cinematic history. Hands down.

Is it odd to want to fill a bathtub up with freshly cooked gnocchi and then lay in it? I don't think so, but then again I'm the one that wants to do it.