Random Rants ... 1/29/04

Thinking Football

Jeff Bowden wishes he was half the coach his brothers, Terry ("I just figured out how to say Tuiososopo 2 months ago") and Tommy (Thank God I beat Daddy this year or I wouldn't have a job right now), were and are … and that ain't saying much.

How many times a game does Larry Coker kiss his microphone?

Why does Chuck Amato change sunglasses at halftime?

Jim Tressel's short sleeve button down shirt with a tie and sweater vest is unstoppable.

Is it legal to have two Death Valleys in football? Wouldn't it be a gem to see the LSU and Clemson D-lines face off on "It's Academic" debating the legitimacy of who holds the better claim to bear the Death Valley monicker?