On The Plate ... Archives

 

Fall 2007 ...

Parlaying the Night Away

It’ll Flip Ya. Flip Ya For Real.

The Heart of Darkness

Land of Confusion

Smooth Since the Days Of Underoos

We’ve Been Waiting...

Fall 2006 ...

If That's Stink, Then I'm Wearing the Wrong Cologne (10/18/06)

"Man, We Can't Stop Them Dang Hogs" (10/13/06)

Over the River and Through the Woods… (10/5/06)

25 to 6 or 4 (9/28/06)

15 Thoughts to Think About (9/21/06)

Sometimes You Have to Respect a Stabbing (9/14/06)

Simultaneously Panicking and Relaxing (9/7/06)

One Of These Days… (8/28/06)

Spring 2006 ...

They Stay Where They Lay (3/28/06)

Musings From A Loco Hombre After A Weekend of Doing the Flamenco (3/22/06)

Dancing Machine (3/15/06)

Confusion, Enlightenment, A Little Exhaust and Some Madness (3/8/06-3/9/06)

Bubble Bath (3/1/06)

Separation Days: Part 5 of 5 Big 12 (2/27/06)

Separation Days: Part 4 of 5 SEC (2/23/06)

Separation Days: Part 3 of 5 ACC (2/22/06)

Separation Days: Part 2 of 5 Big 10 (2/15/06)

Separation Days: Part 1 of 5 Big East (2/14/06)

"The Biggest Big Monday Matchup In Recent Memory" (2/13/06)

Inside the Belly of the Paranoia (2/12/06)

Giving Up Game-Tying Dunks Blows (2/9/06)

Thoughts From the Wednesday Night Belafonte (2/2/06)

A Super Tuesday is Always Super w/ MC Jesus (2/1/06)

An Ole-Fashioned Southern Mauling, A Missed Buzzer-Beater, "Those F'ing Terps" and the Night the River Ran Red With the CSG's Blood (1/31/06)

Hundred Dollar Baby (1/26/06)

Lords of Hooptown (1/24/06)

Who Are These People? (1/20/06)

Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For? (1/19/06)

Fall 2005 ...

I Enjoy Sun Devilettes (12/28/05)

Hee Haw Hee (12/21/05)

The World According to Bill the Butcher (12/14/05)

Thank You Little Baby Jesus (11/23/05)

The Column That I Don't Want to Write (11/15/05)

Welcome to the Sleep Deprivation Vault (11/11/05)

An Old-Fashioned Gutting, Things I Remember and Hilarious Funeral Chatter (11/8/05)

Getting My Sleep Deprivation On (Part 1 of Many) (11/4/05)

What Do We Got? (11/3/05)

All Aboard the CockaBoose (10/24/05)

Fight Club (10/21/05)

Now That Was A F'ing Saturday (10/19/05)

"I Ain't Lying, This is How I Stay Healthy" (10/14/05)

Killing The Boss Softly (10/11/05)

Love Them Or Hate Them, I Really Don't Care (10/7/05)

The Obvious, the Incomprehensible and a Nickname Clarification (10/5/05)

Wow Times Wow Equals Wow (9/29/05)

Rita, You Are Not a Lovely Meter Maid (9/23/05)

I Smell Roses … and I See Dead People (9/19/05)

When Terra Speaks, I Listen (9/15/05)

Week 1 Wrap: Time To Get Educated (9/7/05)

Bring 'Em Out, Bring 'Em Out (9/1/05)

Spring 2005 ...

Well Look Who Posted Bail? (5/11/05)

A Journey Through The Madness in 14 Days: 65 to 4. -- Part 2: Howling in Nashville (3/29/05)

A Journey Through The Madness in 14 Days: 65 to 4. -- Part 1: Picking Up The Pieces (3/28/05)

You Can't Make a Tournament Without Breaking Some Bubbles (3/13/05)

Anyone Up For Some Games That Matter? (3/1/05)

Suspending Myself... (2/24/05)

Daytona, Dead Presidents, Presidents & The Beginning of Judgment (2/21/05)

I have questions. (2/17/05)

All A Kid Wants To Do Is Some Math (2/14/05)

Get Out The Brooms (2/3/05)

Ruminations From A Hiatus (1/31/05)

My Plate Looks Scarce (1/26/05)

The Peaks & Valleys of a Health Issue (1/19/05 - 1/23/05)

Now This is More Like It (1/15/05 - 1/16/05)

If You're Stupid & You Know It, Clap Your Hands (1/13/05)

Turning the F'ing Corner (1/11/05)

Fall 2004 ...

Lethargically Bowling in the New Year (12/30/04)

Merry Emissions Testing (12/18/04)

Peek-A-Boo (12/13/04)

Need a Drink for This One (12/01/04)

Fat & Happy - Thanksgiving '04

Smoke & Mirrors (11/17/04)

Be Careful. The Plate is Hot. (11/11/04)

Talking like Webster (11/06/04 - 11/07/04)

Bill Callahan-ing Myself (11/04/04)

Dead Man Talking (10/23/04)

Enough Said (10/22/04)

Am I winning? (10/08/04)

Grandeur and Delusions of Grandeur (9/30/04)

Nothing Changes (9/15/04)

Faves Giving 2 Touches (9/9/04)

Frances 1. CSG 0. (9/2/04)

Filling the Void ...

Hoping I Don't Live the Dream (8/12/04)

It Comes in Waves (8/7/04)

Tour de Europe (7/21/04)

Grip It & Write It (Head 1 of a Two-Headed Beast) (7/15/04)

Habla Español? (7/14/04)

Ink from the Clink (Dos de Cinco)

Bringing That Mess Up (Part 1 in a series of 5)

Shinnecock and Balls (6/21/04)

A Jackass With Direction (6/14/04)

June Junk Pile (6/09/04)

Give Me A Reason (5/26/04)

The Crush, a Pony named Smarty and the Inevitable Kiss of Death (5/17/04)

Interest Piqued (5/11/04)

Dipping into the War Room Chaos (4/24/04)

Where do I go from here? (4/19/04)

Remastering the Masters (4/10/04 - 4/11/04)

Spring 2004 ...

A Bucketload of Good Times in San Antonio (4/1/04 - 4/6/04)

Rolling into the Heart of Texas (3/25/04 - 3/28/04)

The Weekend -- Part 3 (3/18/04 - 3/21/04)

The Weekend -- Part 2 (3/18/04 - 3/21/04)

The Weekend -- Part 1 (3/18/04 - 3/21/04)

Downing Atlanta (3/17/04)

Melting Down Phoenix (3/16/04), Part 2

Shaking Down East Rutherford (3/16/04)

On the Verge of Hospitalization (3/15/04)

Piecing Together the Mayhem (3/12/04 - 3/14/04)

Madness Up (3/11/04)

Play On, Players, Play On (3/10/04)

Welcome Home (3/6/04 - 3/7/04)

Whole Lotta Questions (3/2/04 - 3/3/04)

Baking a Bubble Pie -- The Ingredients (2/28/04 - 3/1/04)
 

Full Throttle Catch-Up (2/25/04 - 2/27/04)

Live from Orlando (I wish I was kidding) (2/21/04 - 2/24/04)

Mister Mojo Rising (2/18/04 - 2/19/04)

The Good, the Bad & the Ugly (2/17/04)

How 'bout them Presidents? (2/16/04)

Chock Full o' Stories Sunday (2/15/04)

Sleepy Saturday (2/14/04)

C-USA is OK by Me (2/12/04)

Fire Engines on the 8's (2/11/04)

Theoretically Challenged in 'Zona (2/5/04 - 2/10/04)

Parlaying an Egg (2/4/04)

F-Bombing the Media (2/3/04)

Tattoos Win... (2/2/04)

Sundays Are A Good Thing (2/1/04)
 

Vandy's whistle goes Whooooop-whoooooooop! (1/31/04)

What's That Feeling? (1/28/04)

Even More X-Games?!? (1/27/04)

X-Games? (1/26/04)

Ease my Pain, Duckpin Bowling (1/24-25/04)

Idiot! (1/22/04)

Devils/Terps Round 1 (1/21/04)

Wolfpack Water Torture (1/20/04)

Let's Talk Hoops! (1/17/04)